Knobs (noun): Easily screwable in the most non-sexual way

Here's an easy equation.  You don't need to be good at math, I promise.  But you will need a few things to get the answer:

One piece of driftwood from my friend's cottage (thanks Karina!)

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3 Antique looking knobs on sale* from Timbuktu 

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Not enough patience to accurately measure distances

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2 Hands

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Fits perfectly on the back of our bedroom door and works well with the Beach theme.




* In fact, it's a CLOSING sale.  The location on Yonge Street, just north of King is closing for good!